when your teacher wishes you good luck before an exam.
Parents: be yourself
Me: -is self-
Parents: wait no


The dialogue in this movie kills me.


Your shadow is a confirmation that light has traveled nearly 93 million miles unobstructed, only to be deprived of reaching the ground in the final few feet thanks to you.


"you wear that a lot" yes that is because i, a proud owner of a washing machine,


i only go on the internet like once a day for approx 24 hours


the thing about fall out boy is that they write these lyrics that you might initially not really connect with until you’re singing them to yourself at 1 AM and then they hit you like a fucking pile of bricks


there’s nothing worse than being hungry but not being able to figure out what you’re craving


learning internet friends’ real names is always surprisingly disappointing

like what do you mean your real name is “luis” not “thunderfuck mcpickuptruck”