Katelyn-Is-A-Homie
when your teacher wishes you good luck before an exam.
Parents: be yourself
Me: -is self-
Parents: wait no

bandannarama:

The dialogue in this movie kills me.

spaceexp:

Your shadow is a confirmation that light has traveled nearly 93 million miles unobstructed, only to be deprived of reaching the ground in the final few feet thanks to you.

emojustinyoung:

"you wear that a lot" yes that is because i, a proud owner of a washing machine,

stevenfresco:

i only go on the internet like once a day for approx 24 hours

jackolanternoff:

the thing about fall out boy is that they write these lyrics that you might initially not really connect with until you’re singing them to yourself at 1 AM and then they hit you like a fucking pile of bricks

mcqueeny:

there’s nothing worse than being hungry but not being able to figure out what you’re craving

lycoteuthis:

learning internet friends’ real names is always surprisingly disappointing

like what do you mean your real name is “luis” not “thunderfuck mcpickuptruck”