"I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep."
why did I just google that quote and it came up as spongebob
You had to google that quote honestly that was one of the best episodes of spongebob how do you not know it
I’ve literally never watched a full episode of spongebob
What kind of noise is that supposed to be, Luna?
This is 100% worth sharing again. It’s one of my favorite videos of all time.
The thrilling sequel to my mom’s Smash Bros. antics has arrived! This time around my 81 year old grandma takes a shot at trying to name the entire Super Smash Bros. 4 roster, and unfortunately she also mistakes Wii Fit Trainer for Elvis. For all the references she makes more relevant to her generation I also added a side image for reference. I hope everyone enjoys this just as much (if not more) than my mom’s.
tip of the day don’t vacuum with ear phones in because i just finished vacuuming the whole house only to realise it wasn’t even on
Pictures of Sunsets through Shattered Mirrors by Bing Wright
do you find it weird that you’ve known your parents for your entire life but they’ve only known you for a portion of theirs